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When I read TLAT, and Sirius called Carlotta a “Quaffle,” and Lily a “Snitch,”

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livinghalfasleep:

Remus Lupin

“I’m the Shelley.”
“No you’re not.”
“I am. It’s pathetic, but it’s the truth.”
“Moony, listen to me…” They started down the staircase, “You’re not the Shelley.”
“I am the Shelley.”
“You’re not the Shelley.”
“I’m the Shelley.”

- The Life and Times

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BLOODY YES. highest of fives to Lily

Lily: I mean, really...do you expect me to pat you on the back and say everything's going to be okay, because you lost your best mate in all this? Dear, I lost my best mate because he called me a mudblood in front of the entire school, so my sympathy for your situation is extraordinarily limited. And do you want an apology for not keeping my mouth shut about your kiss with Frank? Well, I didn't tell Alice. I told Frank. And even if I had told Alice, do you honestly, honestly believe that you wouldn't have deserved it? And you're the one who's supposed to be all about telling the truth, aren't you? Of course, the absolute most pathetic part of it is that even after all of that, I might still feel sorry for you.
Carlotta:
Me: OH YEAH. NOW SLAP CARLOTTA! GO LILY!!

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I think I’m part of the Shelly Mumps boat.

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I threw him a look as I called down the corridor, “I’m not infallible anymore, remember? I fall!”

James shook his head. “Nah,” he said softly. “You’ll always be infallible.”

Commentarius, Chapter 11

all the emotions, ~~i can’t even~~ but i have to

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I might as well just get myself some mate rocks. Mate rocks wouldn’t think you’re a dirty, rotten, slag-of-a-friend. Mate rocks wouldn’t think you had a boyfriend, even when you’re clearly in love with another wonderful, perfect bloke. Mate rocks would understand that all you were really trying to do was befriend your falsely accused boyfriend, NOT snog him. Mate rocks wouldn’t think anything like that. In fact, mate rocks wouldn’t think at all, on account of the fact that they’re rocks.

Which I’m beginning to see was the brilliance behind that whole pet-rock craze in the first place.

Yeah, I could do with a few of those right about now. Pet rocks, I mean. Because my mates, they’re pretty much rubbish. I think everyone’s are. It rather makes you wonder why anyone even bothered befriending anyone else in the first place. Why humans when you can have rocks?

Commentarius, Chapter 10

Why have humans when you can have rocks?

Why?

Lily Evans, you are my savior.

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